Ice! Snow! Slush! Low IQ! OH MY!

Driving around to the different walmart look for Left 4 Dead 2. Well, on my way to the one in a neighboring town, I happen to notice that it has been snowing up in the mountains. So being the good little driver I am, I begin to slow down. The guy behind me driving a BMW M3, the car that associates itself with self-important douche baggy jerks, all of a sudden changes lanes clips the tail end of a mini-van filled with nuns and children (okay just a family of 5 but still...) which sends it spinning into the embankment. I slam on the brakes to avoid getting hit by and hitting the Mini-Van and stop with in inches, and today I was surprised. The TD's behind me all stopped with in time too. I almost dies of shock.

Anywho, the M3 comes slidingt oa halt just before it smashes into the railing. The TD, well actually it was an Alabama tag but the guys license was Tennessee so he is a TD, gets out goes to his trunk and pulls out a tire iron and smashes the back windshield of the Mini-Van and starts heading towards my car, I am in my Security Guard's Uniform (having just gotten off work) and hold a conceal and carry licences so I pull out my Glock 7 and point the weapon in the general vicinity of the self-important douche baggy jerk. He comes over un abieted and puts a hole in the hood of my car, turns around walks back to his M3 gets in and starts to drive away.

Well, he would have if it wasn't for another surprise the TD's pulled on me. The Jeep Grand Cherokee behind me floors it dodges me and just shears off the front end of the M3 and totalling it. Sadly, the GC didn't make it either. Now the self important douche baggy jerk in the M3 isn't going anywhere and is appearently very pissed. So he gets out of his car again.

By now, there are copious amounts of cops and state troopers around and this guy goes over to the TD in the Jeep and starts threatening him. Long story short, the self important douche baggy jerk gets tasered, arrested, and will be paying for a new hood. The family in the mini-van is okay, I was checking on them when the Jeep hit the M3. The TD of the Cherokee was congratulated and everyone is happy, well except for self important douche baggy jerk. He's in jail for the forceable future.